Electric vehicles (EVs) are a snooze-fest, soulless husks masquerading as cars, sucking the life out of driving with their pathetic, whiny hum. They ditch the glorious roar of a real engine for a gutless, appliance-like buzz, delivering all the charm of a toaster on wheels. Teslas and their ilk shove instant torque down your throat like it’s a substitute for personality, but it’s just a cheap trick—sterile, predictable, and about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Without the growl of combustion or the gritty soul of a stick shift, EVs are joyless robots, a middle finger to anyone who loves the chaotic, beautiful imperfection of a gas-guzzling beast. They’re not cars; they’re overpriced tech toys for sanctimonious eco-nerds who wouldn’t know passion if it backfired in their face.
Who doesn’t want to turn their house into a home? Brighten up your space by adding this unique flag to your wall. Your flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material and will last a long time.
• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets
• Blank product components sourced from China and Israel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!