Electric vehicles (EVs) are a snooze-fest, soulless husks masquerading as cars, sucking the life out of driving with their pathetic, whiny hum. They ditch the glorious roar of a real engine for a gutless, appliance-like buzz, delivering all the charm of a toaster on wheels. Teslas and their ilk shove instant torque down your throat like it’s a substitute for personality, but it’s just a cheap trick—sterile, predictable, and about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Without the growl of combustion or the gritty soul of a stick shift, EVs are joyless robots, a middle finger to anyone who loves the chaotic, beautiful imperfection of a gas-guzzling beast. They’re not cars; they’re overpriced tech toys for sanctimonious eco-nerds who wouldn’t know passion if it backfired in their face.
Meet the zip hoodie—a must-have for everyday wear. Crafted from 95% recycled polyester, it combines sustainability with style. Soft both inside and out, this unisex hoodie offers a relaxed fit with drop shoulders. Plus, it’s designed to last, keeping you cozy and fashionable for years to come.
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Moon patch on the inside of the back
• Tear-away care label
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details
• The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100
• Blank product components sourced from China and the USA
Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!