Fossil Fuel Bubble-free stickers

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  • Regular price $5.75


Electric vehicles (EVs) are a snooze-fest, soulless husks masquerading as cars, sucking the life out of driving with their pathetic, whiny hum. They ditch the glorious roar of a real engine for a gutless, appliance-like buzz, delivering all the charm of a toaster on wheels. Teslas and their ilk shove instant torque down your throat like it’s a substitute for personality, but it’s just a cheap trick—sterile, predictable, and about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Without the growl of combustion or the gritty soul of a stick shift, EVs are joyless robots, a middle finger to anyone who loves the chaotic, beautiful imperfection of a gas-guzzling beast. They’re not cars; they’re overpriced tech toys for sanctimonious eco-nerds who wouldn’t know passion if it backfired in their face.

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Size guide

  HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches)
3″×3″ 3 3
4″×4″ 4 4
5.5″×5.5″ 5 ½ 5 ½
  HEIGHT (cm) WIDTH (cm)
3″×3″ 7.5 7.5
4″×4″ 10 10
5.5″×5.5″ 14 14