Electric vehicles (EVs) are a snooze-fest, soulless husks masquerading as cars, sucking the life out of driving with their pathetic, whiny hum. They ditch the glorious roar of a real engine for a gutless, appliance-like buzz, delivering all the charm of a toaster on wheels. Teslas and their ilk shove instant torque down your throat like it’s a substitute for personality, but it’s just a cheap trick—sterile, predictable, and about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Without the growl of combustion or the gritty soul of a stick shift, EVs are joyless robots, a middle finger to anyone who loves the chaotic, beautiful imperfection of a gas-guzzling beast. They’re not cars; they’re overpriced tech toys for sanctimonious eco-nerds who wouldn’t know passion if it backfired in their face.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!